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A Technical
Support Request
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed a slow down in performance of several
applications that had operated flawlessly under
Girlfriend 5.0.
In addition, Girlfriend 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Guys Nite Out 9.9
and I Want To Watch The Football 6.54, but
installed undesirable programs such as Dishwashing
5.0, and Trash Removal 3.0. Also,
Foreplay 7.0 no longer
runs and BlowJob 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging and Pleading 5.3 to fix the
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Kind Regards
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
The issues you have described are
recognized features of Wife 1.0.
Keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system.
When the system prompts you, try to
enter the command: C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, and then
install Flowers and Jewelry 6.2.
Wife 1.0 should then
automatically run the application Guilty 3.0,
immediately followed by
Honey I Want You Now 7.7a.
Do please remember
that overuse of the above
bug-fix can
cause Wife 1.0 to default to Grumpy 3.0, Silence 2.5
and Not Now I Have a Headache 6.6.
Whatever you do, do
NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or
attempt to reinstall another
Girlfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Wife 1.0
and in all probability render you entire system
inoperable.
In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but has
extensive memory requirements and is very high
maintainence.
Also note Wife 1.0 will not operate in the
"Seat Up Position".
You might consider buying
additional software to improve performance.
I
personally recommend Dinner on the Town Weekly 6.6,
Whisper Sweet Nothings 1.5
and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck
Tech Support
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