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Hi
Affiliates !
WOW ! The
CuriousCash team have been busier than one-legged men in butt-kicking
competitions in the past few weeks !
Internext almost upon
us (see next door),
RevenueGold.com (see last issue), 2257 (see below also), MPA3
(GREAT news below, new models, more sites, etc etc, we have quite simply
been run into the ground !
Now, first thing, and
IMPORTANT - MPA3 and your linking codes ....
Your linking codes will
change, BUT...
Hats off to
WebmasterDan for spending countless extra hours re-programming site
front ends so that existing codes WILL still work, on ALL sites !
See the full details down below....
The rest of 2005 is
poised to be huge for CuriousCash and ALL of our affiliates - look for
some big announcements re a group deal to Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras in
Sydney Australia in March 2006, and then the big, a truly international
webmasters convention set to rock the internet world in 2007 !
It just doesn't get any
better than where we are taking you.
With ToyBoy off globally
gallivanting again, the next full update won't hit the streets until
mid-August, but we are hoping that well and truly before then,
WebmasterDan will have a special edition out - launching CuriousCash
Version 2.0 with the MPA3 backend !
And then we can all start
raking in the bank with new sites, multi-processing, more features and
more tolls than we have ever been able to offer before !
Woo-Hoo !
Take care all, and we
will be talking to you soon !
The CuriousCash Crew
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Florida Internext....
8 days.
That's all that's left until
Summer Internext 2005 at the Westin Diplomat in
Hollywood Florida.
And in 8 days time you will
be able to meet, talk to, party with, fondle (or ALL of
the above) CuriousToyBoy, who will be there with bells
on flying the
CuriousCash.com flag !
CuriousCash.com is also delighted to be a
sponsor of the
Cybersocket Webmaster Parties !!
The format of the summer
Internext event has changed and Internext is taking over
the Westin Diplomat ! This means the entire resort
will be your business forum. The new conference will
offer an unparalleled opportunity to network and spend
quality time with the industry leaders of today and
tomorrow !
Additional features &
benefits of the Summer Internext Conference this year
include:
• FREE Wireless access throughout the Diplomat Hotel,
including all meeting and function space, the feature
pavilion (exhibit hall), restaurants and the pool area
• Increased privacy and security, as this year no one
will be permitted on the Hotel property without an
access badge.
• Full, comprehensive seminar and workshop program.
• Complimentary Breakfast and Lunch in the Convention
Center.
So get along and press the
flesh - email
ToyBoy@CuriousCash.com if you want some specific
time, otherwise look for the big bald ugly bastard - on
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#1 - Straight Australian Guys Jacking Off
SAGJO's just keeps on
keeping on ! If you are not selling this you are
mad !!
Converting
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Again here our usual series, where WebmasterDan, answers all of
your questions .......
Special MPA3 Update
MPA3 install is completed and we are now just finishing off the
configuration. We expect to start testing the sites in the next couple
of days and should be completely up and running under MPA3 by the end of
next week.
We will email all webmasters once we are ready to migrate you over
! 1. Will
my links change under MPA3 ?
Yes, links will change under MPA3, however
all old codes will continue to work. We will code all sites
to determine whether you are running new or old codes and present join
options accordingly. This does mean however that although sales will
still be tracked under the old code, you will have no traffic tracking.
Traffic tracking will only be available under the new link codes. You
will be able to still login to CCBill to view your sales stats for the
old code. 2. What
will be the main differences with CuriousCash under MPA3 ?
With MPA3 the major differences will be improved stats for our
affiliates plus the ability for us to use multiple processors - which
means maximizing the value of your traffic because you get FULL credit !
Upon launch we will offer several credit card processors as well as
checks and Web 900. Additional and alternate processors and
methods will continue to be bought on after launch.
3. I pre registered for MPA3 but I can't
seem to get anything inside as yet?
This is due to the fact that we are still getting the site up and
running. If you login now you will see that most banners are in place
and sites are starting to appear. We expect they will all be functioning
correctly, and the new site completely launched by next week
More hard questions for
WebmasterDan? Email them today -
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The Elusive Dwarf Nun
The Seven Dwarfs go to
the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they
are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads
the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf Nuns in
Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in
all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a
moment and then answers, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf
nuns any where in the world?"
After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my
son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting;
"Dopey shagged a penguin !"
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Making An Impression
How
to Impress a Woman:
1) Wine her.
2) Dine
her.
3) Call her.
4) Hug her.
5) Hold her.
6) Surprise her.
7) Compliment her.
8) Smile at her.
9) Laugh with her.
10) Cry with her.
11) Cuddle with her.
12) Shop with her.
13) Give her jewelry.
14) Buy her flowers.
15) Hold her hand.
How to Impress a Man:
1) Show up naked.
2) Bring beer.
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