**REAL** MEANING OF WORDS
Something a virgin and a parachutist can only make once.
A snatch thief. Greatly feared by virgins.
A monkey that doesn't allow another monkey
to monkey around with her monkey.
Midway between childhood and adultery.
A DEEP KISS
That's when your tongue is so far down her throat that
you can taste the nicotine on your fingers.
Wool from a sheep that could outrun the farmer.
The last thing a girl hears as a virgin.
A bunch of birds clucking about who is laying whom.
One who doesn't want to be one.
A big issue over a little tissue.
DOWN AND OUT
A gay guy who is so ugly he has to go out with girls.
A girl who tried it once and didn't like it.
The only hunter who uses herself as bait.
A man who can take one look at a platinum blonde and
tell whether she is virgin metal or common ore.
A LOSER IS...
A guy that has a wet dream and wakes up next morning with
A cowhand who rides sidesaddle.
One who has given up all hope of giving in.
A pigment of your imagination.
The feeling you get when you feel you are going
to feel a feeling you never felt before.
UPS AND DOWNS
What life is full of. Just ask the new bride.
Items of clothing newlyweds place beside their bed in case
Past tense of virgin.
A bird that is frequently called to account for
misdemeanors which should really
be blamed on a lark.
A pregnant girl who rubs vanishing cream on her tummy.
Nine months after Father's Day.
When your beautiful new wife has forty-six towels in her
hope chest - each from a different hotel.
An operation that removes the baby carriage but
leaves the playpen in good condition.
A woman all swelled up over her mate's handiwork.
When one goes into one, one time, and there's four to
What a lover uses on a woman to defrost her.
Where a girl who offers no resistance leads a very nice
An injection with affection to the midsection
from a projection, without objection.
Ability to turn rape into rapture.
What you awaken in your wife when you come home
from a trip with new sex techniques.
Change of wife.
Something between a mister and a mattress.
Two wrong people doing the right thing.
A man's man.
A mannish depressive with illusions of gender.
A man who double-parks in front of a house of ill-repute.
A girl who takes it in her head to make money.
LA DOLCE VITA
A streetwalker in Rome who believes in never letting a
Last years fun on wheels, or a blunder bus.
A man who fills tarts with cream.
Teeth marks on the dunny door.
Sliding down a forty foot razor blade using your balls for
A woman making french letters thinking they are sleeping
bags for white mice.
A pregnant girl paying one and a half on the bus.
Bullshit in a cow paddock.
A ball bearing mouse trap.
A tom cat with a twenty yard start on the vet.
Doing your own thing.
Ancient fossil with a colossal tossle.
Frigid midget with a rigid digit.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
A Communist contraceptive.
An extroverted suicide.
Changing your Lay of Wife.