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HOW OFTEN
DO YOU HAVE SEX?
John graduated from clinical psychology
at the top of his class and opened
his practice first office.
Because it was well known that he was
the top of the class, and after some quite
successful advertising he was
astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group
therapy.
Not wanting to turn anyone away,
John decided to rent a big hall
and invite the entire group.
On the first night, OVER 300 people
turned up, so to break the ice, and to get the
therapy started, John decides to ask a show of hands how
often the attendees had sex.
He first asks for a show of hands of all the people who
had sex almost every night.
A modest number of hands were raised.
He then asks, how many had sex at least
once a week?
This time a larger number of hands were raised.
John then asks how many had sex a
couple of times per month?
Again, another
few hands were raised.
After John had polled group
his group a bit more, he couldn't help
but notice this one guy sitting off to the side
with this huge beaming grin on his face.
John also had noticed that
this particular guy never raised
his hand, so he asked him how often he had sex.
The guy said, “Once a year!”
Now that didn't make sense to John
because this guy seemed so happy and his smile was simply
beaming.
John asked him, “Why are you so
happy when you are only getting
sex only once a year?”
The guys grin just got even bigger at
this question.....
"Because tonight's the night!"
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